Q: Where do orcas hear music? A: Orca-stras!
A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a […]
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A: A milkshake!
Take heart dear precious children of the Father!
Q: What is a spaceman’s favourite chocolate? A: A marsbar!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.
Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can’t tuna fish.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where […]
Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident? A: A tyrannosauraus wreck!