A Snail Story

A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a […]

Shake it Up!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A: A milkshake!


Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can’t tuna fish.

Animal Games

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where […]

T-Rex Problems

Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident? A: A tyrannosauraus wreck!