Category Archives: LIGHTEN UP

Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? A: Take the words out of his mouth!

Q: What do aliens on the metric system say? A: Take me to your liter.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? A: He was looking for Pluto.

What better love can there be?

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.”

Q: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they? A: Stars!

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? A: When it’s full.

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot? A: A stamp!

Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard? A: The space bar!